OK. I have started with a lie there. Of course I am not Bruce, but rather Bruce’s landlord.
Bruce is my cat and he likes to bring my family dead rodents every so often. We joke and say that he is bringing us presents when he drops another mouse or shrew onto our living room carpet. We like to think that Bruce brings us mice based on how worthy he thinks we are, so it’s as good a way as any to rate whisky too, surely?
If I think a whisky is proper bing-bang-bosh absofrickinlutely fantastic, then I’ll award it 10 dead mice. Definitely worthy.
If it is totally pants and not even mouthwash worthy, it will get hissed at (well, get 0 dead mice actually…).
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